Crocodilians really care about their babies too they talk to them and hold them in their mouths and let them climb all over them and they get really really mad at anything else getting too close to them this is a proud mommy
The world needs more people like Cole Sprouse
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
I do stupid things, i’m not even sorry
I AM CRYING
I LISTENED TO THIS LIKE ELEVEN TIMES ADN IM STIL LAUHGING.
Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)
I think Bloodmouth is without a doubt the most hardcore nickname ever.
A real man loves his woman every day of the month.